Comebacks

I was at this party last night and I doubled-dipped. Yup, once in your mom, once in your sister.

(To be used on short person) It's not my fault you can't go on the good rides in Disney.

My vibrator is bigger than that, and it has a higher IQ too

I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person.

Yeah, I'd love to fuck your brains out, but apparently someone BEAT ME TO IT!

What's the best sex position for making ugly babies?
Ask Your Mom!

Are your parents cousins?

Do your parents know your gay?

Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?

You're, so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mom.


Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

I know cement that gets hard faster than you.

Tell your mother to stop wearing different colored lipstick, I am getting a damn rainbow around my dick.

Go floss your teeth with the sweaty hairs on my ass.

Nice face...what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back